Thursday, December 04, 2008

In Parliament

Upon overhearing that a girl had drunk poison, 5-year old asks her aunt,

"Why did she drink poison? She want to kill herself?"

Auntie is obviously impressed by her deductive skills.

"Relie, you real smart, you could be a prime minister or politician in parliament, some day."

Relie laughed scandalously at that thought and her aunt added,

"But you can't laugh like that when you go in Parliament."

Relie said,
"No, in parliament they pound the benches."

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