In Parliament

Upon overhearing that a girl had drunk poison, 5-year old asks her aunt,

"Why did she drink poison? She want to kill herself?"

Auntie is obviously impressed by her deductive skills.

"Relie, you real smart, you could be a prime minister or politician in parliament, some day."

Relie laughed scandalously at that thought and her aunt added,

"But you can't laugh like that when you go in Parliament."

Relie said,
"No, in parliament they pound the benches."

Is de child!

Taxi driver told this story:
A young woman came into the taxi and the driver noticing she was pregnant said congrats and

"It's so nice yuh havin' yuh children while you still young. By de way, where yuh work?"

"Mister, me eh wukkin' no where."

"Well, you are a blessed young lady."

"Why?"

"Well, because your man is gainfully employed so you don't have to work."

"He eh have no wuk either"

"Oh...I figure it out."

"What you figure out?

"Is de child wukking!"