Horn for she

In a maxi taxi, the young man (aka Player) on a cell phone to his girlfriend (#1 or maybe she is #2).
Player: "Ah ha' to work late gyul. Ah go come tomorrow ok?."

Then dials another number and calls the name of another female:
Player: "Anita (let's just call her that) Yeah, meet me by Red Hill junction, ok, for 6 o'clock. Ah nearly reach."

Sound like somebody gettin' horned. Doh say I say. Ah jus' hear so!

Dem take over

Imagine standing next to the coffin of your youngest son, and being rudely moved away by some people you barely know, who have (apparently!) a greater claim to his body than you. You cannot even grieve in peace, before they want to remove you from the spot and get on with their proceedings. So much for a mother's grief. Ah hear that's what happened recently. De Muslim men come and take over de whole t'ing. No respect for the mother of the departed. Dry so. "Move she from dey" is what dey say. Doh say I say. Ah just hear so!